Rhyming

there’s a name I’d like to rhyme on

we’ve seen it in the news

and every time I hear it

it gives me a case of blues

frump, gump, the presidunt

reality star extraordinaire

you put me in a funk

glad I’m not an immigrant

a hump, bump for us poor lumps

to hatch such an uncouth leader

who is such a rump

and speaks like a sump

what a plump chump

you’ve got some holy roly peep’s siding in your clump

the lady statue’s saying is really in a slump

and when you feel the criticism

what a beasty grump

 

 

 

 

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